Hello friends, it’s really late now and I can’t sleep because I’m so excited. I found a black magic book in the library and after following the instructions, I now look exactly like Andy Lau.
For the girls, don’t worry. I will get someone to try out the female version of the spell and see how it turns out. For now, I will be teaching the guys how to look exactly like Andy Lau.
Firstly, you need to get a pineapple that is bigger than your face. Apparently, the bigger the pineapple, the better the magic would work. I didn’t really get a big one because it was too expensive for me but since I’m already good looking enough, it’s alright.
But for the rest of you, please make sure you get a really huge pineapple.
Okay, here comes the difficult part. This part determines the success rate of the black magic. Nobody said it was easy isn’t it? You’ve got to lay the pineapple on the longer side of a rectangular table, and smash your face into it – three times.
You’ve to smash your face really hard into the pineapple so that the sacrificial blood of yours will be soaked into the pineapple. If your face feels painful, it means the magic is taking effect.
After that, you got to extract the juice from the pineapple. Apply it onto your wet hair, lather and rinse. If the juice comes into contact with your eyes, rinse immediately.
After 30 minutes, rinse the juice away from your hair and look into the mirror. Hello Andy Lau!
If it doesn’t work, please try again. If it still doesn’t work, please see a doctor.
i will give you my head if it works.
you have turned insane.
@Xiao Jo: If it doesn’t work, please try again. If it still doesn’t work, please see a doctor.
@fraghan: How long have you know me?
Only can work into Andy Lau’s face arh? can choose face?
lol .. i like to look at ur blog sia .. damn funny .. good liar ..
@cloudz: Only Andy Lau face for now. Jolin Tsai face coming up.
@Johnson: Haha man, see you in school tomorrow!