Joseph Ang

Everytime when we book out of camp on Saturday noon, my mates and I would rush to the taxi stand so that we can get a cab and get home quickly.

So everything was the same thing for yesterday’s book out only except that, there wasn’t any taxis around. Oh, another thing happened and therefore this incident is up here for all of you to read on my blog.

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Just read this very interesting analogy of why a couple cannot be friends after a breakup and thought I would share.

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I like cool advertisements, I like to see the world. So what happens when you combine them both together? You get the best advertisement of all time.

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So, you come back here almost every other day and find yourself disappointed because you still see the same old post at the top of this page but you’re getting really excited to finish reading this right now because it’s something you’ve never read before.

Today, I want to explain the reason why.

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I didn’t have my little Creative Zen Mozaic to accompany me on my boring train ride for the past few days. I then decided to observe people and wrote down what I noticed on my mobile phone.

Here are a list of thoughts from the past few days. Feel free to comment and add more!

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The workplace is a place where a group of total strangers form and try to work together. You get to meet all kinds of people and hear all kinds of things. Here are some interesting profiles of people you might get to meet at work.

Any similarity to persons living, dead or about to be dead is purely coincidental and unintentional.

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Today I was thinking about a biology question. If any biologist sees this entry, please read and leave me a comment.

The food you eat, gets digested in the body and comes out as human waste. So what will happen if you take this waste and eat it again? Will it get digested and get turned into a more refined waste?

And what will happen if you eat the more refined waste? Will it get digested in the body and comes out as a doubly refined waste?

Then, what would happen if you eat the doubly refined waste?

I was pretty flabbergasted when I overheard my colleagues talking about how they spent so much money just to buy a photo book of their favourite celebrity. Basically it’s just a book of photos of that someone and I don’t understand how they get excited over it.

The entrepreneur in me twitched into action so I decided to come up with a photo book of myself and sell it too. More details after the break.

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A classmate of mine was browsing through the Stomp website in class yesterday when I suddenly caught sight of this picture. Not that I had a keen eye for these kind of photos, it was just that I was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

It’s just a one of many picture on Stomp featuring a couple being intimate. No wonder the write-up about Stomp on Wikipedia was that the site is a well known platform for expressions that are frequently frivolous, prejudiced, malignant and at time slanderous.

Do anything that attracts attention over here in Singapore, somebody is bound to take a photo of you and post it up there. But what attracted me about this picture was the guy reminds me of my another classmate.

See how shockingly similar they are? This classmate of mine denied that he’s not the guy in the photo but only God knows – and maybe the person who took the photo.

I just kept laughing at the similarities. Let’s compare them side by side.

You do the judgement yourself.

In the previous Bintan post, I talked about sharing some ghostly images which I’ve captured at the island. During the last night, a few of us went out to take some photos.

Soon, we proceeded to the beach and I started taking photos of open areas with flash. You got to know the fact that the area was quite dark at that time and flashing open areas are definitely scary.

This is the first photo which I took. As you can see there are a few visible orbs in the photo itself. If you’ve ever been to paranormal websites, they always say that these orbs are actually spirits.

Orbs are the pale white circle stuffs that you usually see in night shots – especially when taken using digital cameras.

This picture probably shows a better example of orbs. See those white stuffs floating all around the photos? Those are called orbs. Depending on where you’re coming from, most people would probably think those are supernatural stuffs.

However, Joseph Ang is going to break all these nonsense today. Orbs are not spirits and they have nothing to do with the supernatural realm.

Sites like Singapore Paranormal Investigators always likes to point out orbs as spiritual objects in their reports. I think that’s because of their fruitless attempt at catching some ghosts.

Today, I would like to make it clear that orbs are not spiritual objects. They’re just an out-of-focus dust particle that is photographed using any stills camera or video recorder.

And you’re thinking how is it possible to have so much dust? In actual fact, dust is airborne most of the time! Take a look at the light beam from the projector that your teach use in school. Don’t you see lots of dust?

I admit that while taking these photos, I was pretty scared at that time. But more often than not, it’s just your mind playing tricks with you.

However, I cannot explain the reddish patch in this photo.

People always tell me that the meaning of cute is – ugly but adorable. What a contradicting sentence! How can you be ugly and adorable at the same time?

Photo Source: Berbercarpet

If that’s the case then this is the cutest thing I’ve found. It’s pretty ugly but it’s petite size made it adorable. Anyway, my point of writing this post is to tell everyone that cute is not ugly but adorable.

Whenever somebody tells me that the definition of cute is ugly but adorable, I can conclude how high their intelligence level is. There is no such thing as ugly but adorable!

That thing up there is ugly and it’s not even cute. I don’t even want to touch it! Most likely, I will just stomp that thing to death instead.

Photo Source: Human Descent

So dear friends, please stop saying that cute means ugly but adorable. It’s the same as telling me that you have a head but there’s no brain in it.

I’m gonna break this nonsense once and for all. I took out my dictionary and flipped to the definition for the word cute and it says that cute means being attractive especially by means of smallness or prettiness or quaintness.

So please, cute doesn’t mean ugly but adorable!

Been busy for the past few days. The Soy Bean Milk would like to represent all the Green Tea and wish everyone a Merry Christmas season. Oh wait, Christmas is over.

The Soy Bean Milk would like to represent all the Green Tea and wish everyone a Happy Boxing Day. Oh wait, we don’t celebrate Boxing Day over here in Singapore.

All the Green Tea got angry with the mistakes that Soy Bean Milk has been making and they thrashed him up. All the Green Tea brought him to the Garang Guni Man for recycling. The Garang Guni Man crushed all the Green Tea and recycled them with Soy Bean Milk.

Joseph Ang would like to wish everyone a Happy Friday.

Little Talk: Can’t wait for WordPress 2.7 to be out.

Since young, I have been visiting the doctor for countless of times because of minor illness like the flu or cough. I remembered during my secondary school days, I would skip school once in a while and had to go see the doctor to get a medical certificate.

Photo Source: Emmedibi

Each time, all I had to do was to go in and tell the doctor I had bad headache and he would give me some medicine and a medical certificate to excuse me from school. So there was once I went, and the doctor sent me for a blood test because he suspects that I have liver problem since my eye (the white area) was yellowish.

I started to get excited because it’s the first time I’ve got myself into something serious.

Photo Source: Sunny

Call it a fetish for being sick or whatever, I don’t really care. While my relatives were worrying about me after I announced that I might have liver problems, I was getting very excited. I started to imagine myself getting admitted into the hospital and have people visiting me with gifts.

I ended up having two blood tests done at the polyclinic and they couldn’t find out what in the world was wrong with me. I believe this made my relatives even more worried while I was thrilled to hear I had to go to the hospital to do more blood test.

Photo Source: Chris Brookes

So I went to the hospital with a smart look on my face. I walked into the hospital like how the soccer players walked out from the locker room at the World Cup Final. Nothing can put me down because I’ve a special illness!

The first two times I had my blood test, it didn’t hurt. But when the nurse (came from China) at the hospital poked me, I wanted to scream. The experience was so painful that I got scared, so scared that I didn’t want to go back again.

I didn’t go back to collect my test result, I don’t know what happened to me at that time. My eyes are no longer yellowish. Maybe the nurse scared the yellow out of me.

Recently, a lot of my friends are using the “-.-” face when I’m chatting with them online or even just text messaging. I get really irritated when I see someone doing that, don’t ask me why because I don’t know why too.

So, I left a message on my online display name, telling everyone not to give me that sign. Like always, some fools would just purposely leave me a message with that “-.-” face

Hello people, stop this thing please. There’s nothing cool about it, there’s nothing special about it and you don’t get paid when you give me that face. So, we’ve so many people using the same thing and it gets really irritating.

So stop giving me that face online or via text message. It literally turns my face into something like this.

Photo Source: Kenny Sia

Thank you for your understanding.

Update: Writing from Hong Kong, will be back on Monday night! Bought some interesting stuffs for my fellow friends -- so stay excited!

Note: This is a automated post written before I left for Hong Kong, I won’t be back till 29 September.

I can’t believe it! Today, I officially turn 19 and all I’m posting is a video of Manimaran. This will be the last of the videos anyway, since I’m returning tomorrow. But this video, is my all time favourite -- which is also the most dangerous one.

Before I go, happy birthday to me!